Turkey Racing

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Turkey Racing

Post by Speedster » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:14 am

We will be having a turkey race at our family reunion this Saturday - BYOT. The turkeys will be in a harness and attached to a line so they cannot run off. They will go from Point A to Point B with the owner clapping their hands behind the turkey to get him to run. This will be a Single Elimination race. Is there any way I can get my turkey to "Railride", so to speak, so he will run a shorter race? No aftermarket parts allowed such as, "Speed Claws".

No turkeys will be harmed in this race and will be returned to the turkey farm.

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Re: Turkey Racing

Post by Stan Pope » Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:43 am

Wear your coyote costume and coyote (or fox) aftershave and cologne! Good racing!

"If it's not for the boys, it's for the birds!"

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